## Profile If you're being honest, you can't see what's so great about ending the world. You quite like the world - it's got so many interesting things; parties, bars, waffle houses at 3 AM. Those are the places you thrive, out with the drunken masses, the hedonist bands; the people who understand there's no point in life without fun, and no point doing something without someone who wants you to stop. You love the fae as much as anyone else in your family, but you don't particularly feel like dropping the world into Arcadia is going to be conducive to your next bender. But your family is set on their task, and if they don't succeed, then another family will get *their* apocalypse. If the world is going to end, it may as well be a fun ending - one with a bang, a crash, and a glorious display of fireworks (with an epic soundtrack too, budgets be damned). ## Ambition You were hanging with [[X Xander]] and a couple other Pyrebane partiers (you might not like them, but they throw some of the best ragers you've ever seen) a couple of nights ago, and it is possible that you partied *too* hard. When you woke up, there were ritual circles drawn on the ground and just about your entire supply of Glamour had been spent. You have no idea what it is you did out there, but it was definitely poorly thought out, a bad idea, and is going to bite you in the ass. *Excellent.* This evening is looking up already. If this is your last night on earth, make it an epic one. ## Claim The best kind of fun that you can have is fun that other people wish you weren't having. Silly as it may seem, you discovered this fundamental truth of the universe when you told your first pun. It's a kind of joke that shows off your cleverness, annoys the people around you, and makes only you laugh! It's everything you love about the world wrapped up in a shiny bow. **Anytime you make a player or group of players groan at a pun that you make, you may claim a Karma from one of them.** ## Wyrd The world actually might end tonight, which means the number of chances you have to be a pain in the ass are growing increasingly slim. There is absolutely no time to waste in seizing every bit of excitement and entertainment that is left to be seized. **Anytime someone invites you to cause trouble, you must pay them a Karma to refuse.**