## Profile You’ve spent your life taking the low road. You’re one of the world’s most notorious grifters, having set up entire pharmaceutical empires devoted to selling and upselling snake oil and distributing party drugs. Yeah, basically the entire world hates you, but honestly? Bonus. Making people like you involves sacrifice, and that's just not in the cards - if you **bought** the cake, why shouldn't you have it and eat it too?! Now, you have heard it claimed by NERDS that selling your soul counts as a sacrifice, but that old thing was just taking up space better used for drugs and Wingstop. Now you don't have to worry about anything except having a hell of a time. Are you a good person? Definitely not. But you are a winner, no matter what your dad says. ## Ambition You suspect a lot of people in Pyrebane are just here because it looks good on a Wall Street application. They don't really *believe* in the party like you do - they're just faking it so that they can make money. Poseurs. You're here because you really believe in what you're doing - making sure that the end of the world is as spectacular and fun as it should be. Now the time has come, and you're going to make sure that it is excellent. The biggest problem? Eschaton and Vespera - Eschaton's idea of an apocalypse is probably everyone sentenced to an eternal board meeting, while Vespera would just as soon carve up everyone in this room. Well, not on your watch. Drain their Karma, burn their allies and do everything in your power to absolutely ruin their days. Because the end is coming and you will do whatever it takes to make sure that it ends high and hard. ## Claim The devil didn’t make you do it. The devil can’t make you do anything (much as that son-of-a-bitch tries). You reached these depths all on your own, and you’re damn proud of it, too. Lucky for the rest of these bastards, you’re willing to drag them down with you. **Anytime you subvert a player's morals or get them to indulge in a vice, you may claim one Karma from them.** ## Wyrd The one downside to snake oil is it makes everything so goddamn slippery. Usually that’s great fun, but when everything you’ve ever wanted is at stake, you can’t afford to let anything slip through your fingers. You’re so close to throwing the biggest, most hedonistic party since the beginning of time-- It’s not a lot to ask for, and it’s right in front of you… if only you can keep hold of it. **You must award one Karma to any player who successfully denies you something you want.**