## Profile You’re having a great time. Life is awesome, and it’s a shame it has to end. Well, it’ll be a shame if you aren't the one to end it. Your family has been worshiping Satan since before it was cool - you learned to read from spellbooks bound in human skin and when you were seven you sacrificed your first pet to an imp to get a snow day. All of this experience has led you to a single conclusion: hell is *so. fucking. boring.* You've traveled the world and heard about the plans for other world apocalypses - while you can't recall the details at this moment, you know that none of them promise any real excitement either. Is there nobody left in the world who wants to have fun?! ## Ambition Your sibling, [[Conventions/PAX Unplugged/PAX 2024/Danced With the Devil/Eschaton Ltd/C Aeston|C Aeston]], was born three minutes before you. Because of that, *they* became scion to an ancient promise made seven generations ago, inherited an entire family's worth of pure demonic magic and was made a board member of Eschaton Ltd. You got sent to boarding school. Anyway, now they're in a corporate office wearing a suit and you once got drunk on every continent in under three days, so who's the real loser? The point is, it's one thing if the apocalypse is boring, it's another thing if its *theirs*. You shared a room with the geek for years, you damn sure aren't sharing the end of the world. ## Claim The market is about to be absolutely flooded with souls, so it’s best to beat the rush. Your soul is long gone, but that doesn't mean you can't offer advice: it’s a seller’s market, after all (and maybe you'll earn a commission). **Anytime you convince a player to pledge their soul in exchange for temporal gains, you may claim one Karma from them.** ## Wyrd As far as you’re concerned, when your sibling inherited ancient demonic powers by being born first (barely), you inherited the right to the last laugh. (Or, er, word). You always have to have the last word in any given conversation. **Anytime a player manages to get in the last word on you in a conversation, you must award them one Karma.**